That One Thingღ

this urn will turn you into a tree after you die

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:18:29 -0400

rainbow-road-to-happiness:

You can choose what kind of tree you want to become

Idk I just find this beautiful

just imagine cemeteries looking like this

a forest of living, changing, beautiful trees. I think a tombstone holds much more finality in death than a tree. It’s like you are living on symbolically through something greater than yourself.

this is a serious post about how much I want this. I’ll make sure my family knows.

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: jonxdaenerys: hellhound-of-the-baskervilles: jonxdaenerys: If...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:17:33 -0400

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

jonxdaenerys:

hellhound-of-the-baskervilles:

jonxdaenerys:

If you’re ever feeling sad just remember that:

1. You are not the author or 50 Shades of Grey

2. You will never hate life as much as Robert Pattinson

3. You will never lose as many friends as the Doctor

was that last one really necessary

4. You aren’t one of the twelve publishers to turn down Harry Potter and the Philosopher Stone.

norwenglish: Watching Hannibal I just realised what I was...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:17:12 -0400

norwenglish:

Watching Hannibal

I just realised what I was snacking on

ianthe: schmergo: ianthe: nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:16:47 -0400

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

‎Mom hands me phone to answer

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:15:29 -0400

Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.

emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:14:36 -0400

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

*facepalm*

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:13:44 -0400

castieltheangelofthursgay: jawslightning: the best tumblr has...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:11:05 -0400

castieltheangelofthursgay:

jawslightning:

the best tumblr has to offer

yahoo paid $1.1 billion for this

mebeingweird: bondoge: do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:07:50 -0400

mebeingweird:

bondoge:

do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what

and then u repeat the song but then it happens again

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:07:39 -0400

scienceheroextraordinaire: 0ver-doze: lamp guaranteed to make...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:06:01 -0400

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

Hell yes.

timelordsandladies:

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:05:25 -0400

timelordsandladies:

darthhaven: primaniallerina: wackcalzone: my type that guy in the state farm commercial that says...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:04:49 -0400

darthhaven:

primaniallerina:

wackcalzone:

my type

that guy in the state farm commercial that says “can i get a hot tub” like hes prayin in a church

He is adorable.

hanzukel: i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it’s a rubber duck...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:02:38 -0400

hanzukel:

i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it’s a rubber duck too look at it

ok goodnight

yanderegal: chickensandwich: chickensandwich: if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:02:15 -0400

yanderegal:

chickensandwich:

chickensandwich:

if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a shovel

i’m not going to kill my dad. this website is the worst.

don’t back out now u pussy

guceubcuesu: it’s worth the read 5 stars “ruined my life”

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:01:35 -0400

guceubcuesu:

it’s worth the read

5 stars “ruined my life”

diagondaley: buttgenie: i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:59:11 -0400

diagondaley:

buttgenie:

i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens

#especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset

jennytotgeliebt: edgebug: sharkswithbowties: theonion: Yahoo...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:58:50 -0400

jennytotgeliebt:

edgebug:

sharkswithbowties:

theonion:

Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of 13-Year-Old Girls’ Blogs: Full Report

EXCUSE U I AM 15 AND 9 MONTHS

“I’M AN ADULT,” i loudly shriek as I stare at my birth certificate. It indicates that I am in fact eighteen years old. I keep a blog on the popular blogging platform Tumblr.com. This article from satirical web site The Onion deeply offends me. I’m an adult

actually I’m 21 you fuckers

dirkstr8der: the-winchester-initiative: cryonetics: snorlaxatives: *sexually strokes wall until...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:55:47 -0400

dirkstr8der:

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns

hamburgay: hamburgay: Who needs a boyfriend when I have a can of Pringles I meant this as in...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:55:26 -0400

hamburgay:

hamburgay:

Who needs a boyfriend when I have a can of Pringles

I meant this as in having food NOT USING THE PRINGLES CAN AS A DILDO

That One Thingღ

this urn will turn you into a tree after you die

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: jonxdaenerys: hellhound-of-the-baskervilles: jonxdaenerys: If...

norwenglish: Watching Hannibal I just realised what I was...

ianthe: schmergo: ianthe: nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like...

‎*Mom hands me phone to answer*

emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so...

Photo

castieltheangelofthursgay: jawslightning: the best tumblr has...

mebeingweird: bondoge: do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when...

Photo

scienceheroextraordinaire: 0ver-doze: lamp guaranteed to make...

timelordsandladies:

darthhaven: primaniallerina: wackcalzone: my type that guy in the state farm commercial that says...

hanzukel: i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it’s a rubber duck...

yanderegal: chickensandwich: chickensandwich: if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a...

guceubcuesu: it’s worth the read 5 stars “ruined my life”

diagondaley: buttgenie: i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the...

jennytotgeliebt: edgebug: sharkswithbowties: theonion: Yahoo...

dirkstr8der: the-winchester-initiative: cryonetics: snorlaxatives: *sexually strokes wall until...

hamburgay: hamburgay: Who needs a boyfriend when I have a can of Pringles I meant this as in...

‎Mom hands me phone to answer