biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: we only came to this site in the first place b/c we were gay and liked harry potter
I mean, yeah
beanstalkofsins: m86: hazycapitalist: Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?
a shat
Dont call it that please
fourthell: u know what will really ruin ur day? anything if ur sensitive enough
themikeydunn: Literally me
mcavoy: #relevant
markiplier: lizziebeth-hd: I wonder if Mark has to ask Tyler for help when he’s at the store and can’t reach the top shelf
how… dare… u
yourplayersaidwhat: I asked my dad a while back if he had any funny D&D stories because he’s been playing for over 30 years now. He told me about the time he was DMing a 3.5e game and his group stumbled upon a lake, which one of them did not believe was actually there. Skeptical player: I put my hand in the water to see if it’s real. DM (my dad): It feels like real water. Player: I still dont think it’s real. I wade out into the water. DM: Okay, you wade out into the lake. Player: I put my head underwater.
(Note: this particular player did not have a Swim skill) DM: Okay, you drown.
jjtaylor: samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games
in case you were wondering this is him 
It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!
He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear) 
Quality rooster
wcender: wcender: what the fuck is this 𓁲
     WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
boredpanda:
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