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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

we only came to this site in the first place b/c we were gay and liked harry potter

I mean, yeah




beanstalkofsins:

m86:

hazycapitalist:

Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

a shat

Dont call it that please

fourthell:

u know what will really ruin ur day? anything if ur sensitive enough




themikeydunn:

Literally me


mcavoy:

#relevant 

markiplier:

lizziebeth-hd:

I wonder if Mark has to ask Tyler for help when he’s at the store and can’t reach the top shelf

how… dare… u



yourplayersaidwhat:

I asked my dad a while back if he had any funny D&D stories because he’s been playing for over 30 years now. He told me about the time he was DMing a 3.5e game and his group stumbled upon a lake, which one of them did not believe was actually there.

Skeptical player: I put my hand in the water to see if it’s real.

DM (my dad): It feels like real water.

Player: I still dont think it’s real. I wade out into the water.

DM: Okay, you wade out into the lake.

Player: I put my head underwater.
(Note: this particular player did not have a Swim skill)

DM: Okay, you drown.



jjtaylor:

samandriel:

samandriel:

samandriel:

samandriel:

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

in case you were wondering this is him

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It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!

He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)

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Quality rooster



wcender:

wcender:

what the fuck is this

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS




boredpanda:

Couple In Long Distance Relationship Connects By Creating Combo Pictures








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